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Unfair Science is a song from the animated Little Shop episode of the same name.

Dr. Appalling plans to steal Seymour's science project and patent it as his own.

Lyrics

Dr. Mightus Appalling The Dim Bulbs
Oh!

Give me a frog with a chicken,

With a little luck,

I'll take 'em to my lab

And make a leaping, clucking duck!

Of useless science knowledge,

This advice I give for free,

This stuff you learn in college

Is it real or... (???)

Ooh-wah-ooh!
I'm mad, mad, mad about science! Mad, mad, mad about science!
Ooh-wah-ooh!
And science is mad about me!
Ooh-wah-ooh!
I'm crazy about positive ions! Crazy about positive ions!
Ooh-wah-ooh!
And charged with negativity!
Unfair science! Unfair science!
Power und defiance!
Unfair science! Unfair science!
Power und defiance!

Einstein? Bah!

It's so unfair!

????

Ooh-wah-ooh!
Power und defiance!